How do you make holy water? You just boil the hell out of it!
10th anniversary So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary
10th anniversary So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary
Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore… A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.
Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore… A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.
Cheap prostitutes are like coffee If you put your dick in them it’s gonna burn
Cheap prostitutes are like coffee If you put your dick in them it’s gonna burn
A schmooze…. …what Sean Connery calls an afternoon nap
A schmooze…. …what Sean Connery calls an afternoon nap
How do you get a Jewish girl’s number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve.
How do you get a Jewish girl’s number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve.
“any ideas?” let’s tie a bunch of helium balloons together & then hold onto the strings “whoa whoa whoa, let’s not get carried away”
“any ideas?” let’s tie a bunch of helium balloons together & then hold onto the strings “whoa whoa whoa, let’s not get carried away”
What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat
What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat
cops should have two guns to get rid of crime faster . cops should be dual wielding by 2016
cops should have two guns to get rid of crime faster . cops should be dual wielding by 2016
My friend tried to get an anal piercing and failed… They’re still butthurt about it.
My friend tried to get an anal piercing and failed… They’re still butthurt about it.