If you get raped… Then at least you know there is someone in the world who wants you.
Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives.
Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives.
You say tomato, I say tomato But it doesn’t make that much sense when you read it.
You say tomato, I say tomato But it doesn’t make that much sense when you read it.
What does it take to be a president? Nothing
What does it take to be a president? Nothing
I’m home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin’ now.
I’m home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin’ now.
There is a dude in a fedora sitting next to you on the bus. Is he: A. a ghost hunter B. a virgin C. a sword collector D. all of the above
There is a dude in a fedora sitting next to you on the bus. Is he: A. a ghost hunter B. a virgin C. a sword collector D. all of the above
A guy says to his friend, “we should open a joint bank account.” His friend says, “what for?” The guy says, “I just told you, weed money!”
A guy says to his friend, “we should open a joint bank account.” His friend says, “what for?” The guy says, “I just told you, weed money!”
I’ve opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.
I’ve opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.
Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
Apples greatest success is convincing the world they need a new phone, to replace the one you aren’t making phone calls on, every year.
Apples greatest success is convincing the world they need a new phone, to replace the one you aren’t making phone calls on, every year.