Category: College jokes

What’s the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls.

I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard.

I’ve given up masturbation for a week I’m just not feeling myself anymore.

I just had sex with a 16-year-old girl on an elevator… It was wrong on so many levels.

I know sitting down to pee makes me less manly but I stand up to poop so it all pretty much evens out.

I lost my grandmother last weekend. Seriously, I lost her. If you have seen her around please let me know.

cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? – Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? – OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!

Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam’s banana stand.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad

I miss the old days. When a duck face meant that you had a stroke.