Category: College jokes

I’m home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin’ now.

There is a dude in a fedora sitting next to you on the bus. Is he: A. a ghost hunter B. a virgin C. a sword collector D. all of the above

A guy says to his friend, “we should open a joint bank account.” His friend says, “what for?” The guy says, “I just told you, weed money!”

I’ve opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.

I asked my girlfriend to shave her cunt. I woke up the next morning bald.

Theresa nothing worse about a breakup than your ex’s name autocompleting whenever you type a word that starts with Theresa same letters

I’m fine with bestiality as long as it’s consensual. Neigh means neigh

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates? They hate plaque buildup.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp… He got really drunk and fell off the guard tower.

PILOT: Welcome to flying school. Any questions? ME: Is it possible to crash into a rainbow? PILOT: Yes it’s how most of you will die. Next?