I asked a Chinese girl for her number.. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What’s the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls.
What’s the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls.
I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard.
I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard.
I’ve given up masturbation for a week I’m just not feeling myself anymore.
I’ve given up masturbation for a week I’m just not feeling myself anymore.
I just had sex with a 16-year-old girl on an elevator… It was wrong on so many levels.
I just had sex with a 16-year-old girl on an elevator… It was wrong on so many levels.
I know sitting down to pee makes me less manly but I stand up to poop so it all pretty much evens out.
I know sitting down to pee makes me less manly but I stand up to poop so it all pretty much evens out.
I lost my grandmother last weekend. Seriously, I lost her. If you have seen her around please let me know.
I lost my grandmother last weekend. Seriously, I lost her. If you have seen her around please let me know.
cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? – Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? – OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!
cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? – Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? – OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!
Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam’s banana stand.
Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam’s banana stand.
What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad
What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad