Dermatologists hate him! It’s not because he has a great skin or anything. He’s just an asshole
I’ve removed swim with dolphins from my bucket list. Mainly cos I can’t swim and drowning with dolphins doesn’t have quite the same appeal.
I’ve removed swim with dolphins from my bucket list. Mainly cos I can’t swim and drowning with dolphins doesn’t have quite the same appeal.
According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince
According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince
You’re legally allowed to stab anyone whose favorite album is a band’s Greatest Hits.
You’re legally allowed to stab anyone whose favorite album is a band’s Greatest Hits.
I’ve discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.
I’ve discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.
What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman’s Parents.
What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman’s Parents.
For 65million years the T-rex was the number one predator Then came Bill Cosby
For 65million years the T-rex was the number one predator Then came Bill Cosby
I thought I had an STD once… turned out it was just carpal tunnel.
I thought I had an STD once… turned out it was just carpal tunnel.
Just dropped my new single it’s me i’m single
Just dropped my new single it’s me i’m single
Q: What did the Dorito say to the other Dorito. A: I can’t tell you it was to cheesy.
Q: What did the Dorito say to the other Dorito. A: I can’t tell you it was to cheesy.