Cheese is plural because you never eat just one chee
What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard.
What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber’s floor !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber’s floor !
Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word.
Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word.
When do Astronauts eat? Launch Time
When do Astronauts eat? Launch Time
I saw a lady texting and driving today I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her.
I saw a lady texting and driving today I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her.
Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night……..Woke up in the fireplace.
Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night……..Woke up in the fireplace.
Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t shy and introverted Alcohol: I’VE GOT GREAT NEWS!
Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t shy and introverted Alcohol: I’VE GOT GREAT NEWS!
Ted Cruz wants a 19% federal sales tax on goods and services made in the U.S. The only thing flatter than this proposal : his personality.
Ted Cruz wants a 19% federal sales tax on goods and services made in the U.S. The only thing flatter than this proposal : his personality.
Do you know why God made Adam and Eve white? Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?
Do you know why God made Adam and Eve white? Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?