Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace.
Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging noises
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging noises
What is a Pirate’s favorite letter? Listener usually answers: R? Punchline: (In pirate voice) No! It is the C!
What is a Pirate’s favorite letter? Listener usually answers: R? Punchline: (In pirate voice) No! It is the C!
One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention.
One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention.
If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
Sex is like math These days I’m doing it all by hand
Sex is like math These days I’m doing it all by hand
I recently got a rescue dog, but I’m not real happy with him. When I got lost while hiking, he was no help at all.
I recently got a rescue dog, but I’m not real happy with him. When I got lost while hiking, he was no help at all.
I don’t volunteer my time to worthy causes but I do always whisper “you’re doing great” when a waiter is describing the specials to me
I don’t volunteer my time to worthy causes but I do always whisper “you’re doing great” when a waiter is describing the specials to me
What position makes the ugliest children? Ask your parents
What position makes the ugliest children? Ask your parents