I’ve discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.
What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman’s Parents.
What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman’s Parents.
What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner?? He breaks his nose.
What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner?? He breaks his nose.
Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches.
Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches.
How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb? We’re on our sixth.
How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb? We’re on our sixth.
This national park is nice but the cell service sucks. I can only enjoy natural beauty if I can tweet ironically about it.
This national park is nice but the cell service sucks. I can only enjoy natural beauty if I can tweet ironically about it.
Why are cats against abortion? Because they’re CATholic
Why are cats against abortion? Because they’re CATholic
How to piss of a reddit moderator? [Removed]
How to piss of a reddit moderator? [Removed]
Why did mr.Potato head go to Prison. Hash browns.
Why did mr.Potato head go to Prison. Hash browns.
I call my husband current… He likes it better than number two.
I call my husband current… He likes it better than number two.