Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
My Problem Is Making Puns People call my jokes Punfunny. See I told you!
My Problem Is Making Puns People call my jokes Punfunny. See I told you!
How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline.
How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline.
Finish this thought A man lands on his driveway, gets out of his spaceship, enters his home to find…
Finish this thought A man lands on his driveway, gets out of his spaceship, enters his home to find…
Random number generator Two programmers discuss: – I need a random number generator. Do you have something? – 27
Random number generator Two programmers discuss: – I need a random number generator. Do you have something? – 27
What sport do you play with a wombat? Wom
What sport do you play with a wombat? Wom
What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A Padajuan
What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A Padajuan
How do you make holy water? You just boil the hell out of it!
How do you make holy water? You just boil the hell out of it!
10th anniversary So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary
10th anniversary So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary