A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
Has anyone seen my sex doll? Of course I checked the tree house. Oh wait, it’s here on the front lawn, still in your wedding dress LOL
Has anyone seen my sex doll? Of course I checked the tree house. Oh wait, it’s here on the front lawn, still in your wedding dress LOL
Not sure if you’re a pretentious douchebag? Do you buy honey in a plastic flip-top bear? No? Pretentious douchebag.
Not sure if you’re a pretentious douchebag? Do you buy honey in a plastic flip-top bear? No? Pretentious douchebag.
What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics? A handiclap
What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics? A handiclap
A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus.
A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus.
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
During the ’72 World Series, who took the most balls to the face? Liberace
During the ’72 World Series, who took the most balls to the face? Liberace
A doctor tells a man that he has to stop masturbating. The man is surprised and says, “Why?” And the doctor says,”Because I’m trying to examine you!”
A doctor tells a man that he has to stop masturbating. The man is surprised and says, “Why?” And the doctor says,”Because I’m trying to examine you!”
READ THESE LETTERS IN ENGLISH FOR FUNNY PHRASE IN SPANISH 2 T N S L P P B N T S O
READ THESE LETTERS IN ENGLISH FOR FUNNY PHRASE IN SPANISH 2 T N S L P P B N T S O
A black guy walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender looks at him and says, “That thing is really cool! Where did you get it?” The parrot replies, “Detroit”
A black guy walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender looks at him and says, “That thing is really cool! Where did you get it?” The parrot replies, “Detroit”