Category: College jokes

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. “

Just once I’d like someone to call me “ma’am” without having to add “you need to calm down or we’re going to have to ask you to leave”

Did you hear about the man who got sick at the airport? It was a terminal illness.

The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter’s author When finished, it’ll be called the Rowling Stones.

I always knew I’d end up drunk in a gutter. I just didn’t expect everyone around me to keep bowling.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

Has anyone seen my sex doll? Of course I checked the tree house. Oh wait, it’s here on the front lawn, still in your wedding dress LOL

Not sure if you’re a pretentious douchebag? Do you buy honey in a plastic flip-top bear? No? Pretentious douchebag.

What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics? A handiclap