Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they’d rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn’t resist.
Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM.
Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM.
What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap.
What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but plastic wrap… The psychiatrist says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts”.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but plastic wrap… The psychiatrist says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts”.
RIP Boiling Water You will be mist.
RIP Boiling Water You will be mist.
How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!!!
How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!!!
I once asked my friend why he only had a step ladder. He told me “I don’t know, I never knew my real ladder.”
I once asked my friend why he only had a step ladder. He told me “I don’t know, I never knew my real ladder.”
What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments? A metal band
What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments? A metal band
What is Kim Jong Un’s favourite video game? Duke Nukem.
What is Kim Jong Un’s favourite video game? Duke Nukem.
If Black Lives Matter So Much… Why Don’t Their Fathers Want To Be A Part Of It?
If Black Lives Matter So Much… Why Don’t Their Fathers Want To Be A Part Of It?