How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream.
All these phone companies advertising for “More lines, more savings!” But when I do more lines my savings go to shit.
All these phone companies advertising for “More lines, more savings!” But when I do more lines my savings go to shit.
What do you call an Italian whore? A pastatute. I’ll see myself out.
What do you call an Italian whore? A pastatute. I’ll see myself out.
Reducing air pollution isn’t an easy task, it’s emission.
Reducing air pollution isn’t an easy task, it’s emission.
I tell people I broke my neck playing sports but it was actually from flicking my ponytail to unleash ancient curses.
I tell people I broke my neck playing sports but it was actually from flicking my ponytail to unleash ancient curses.
What’s so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew.
What’s so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew.
I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff.
I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff.
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please
What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer’s? It never happens just once.
What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer’s? It never happens just once.
EXECUTIVE: Calling our store “Bed & Bath” isn’t working. How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea…
EXECUTIVE: Calling our store “Bed & Bath” isn’t working. How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea…