Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass
“I’m sorry” & “I apologize” mean the same thing unless… you’re at a funeral.
“I’m sorry” & “I apologize” mean the same thing unless… you’re at a funeral.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing.. She was gagging and choking
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing.. She was gagging and choking
God, grant me the serenity to yell at immigrant children, the courage to still say I’m a Christian, and the ignorance to not get the irony.
God, grant me the serenity to yell at immigrant children, the courage to still say I’m a Christian, and the ignorance to not get the irony.
NURSE: *bursts in* Dr., come quick! DR DOG: CHRIST, JULIE! Don’t you knock?!? *hides magazine of sexy Labradoodles being sprayed with hoses*
NURSE: *bursts in* Dr., come quick! DR DOG: CHRIST, JULIE! Don’t you knock?!? *hides magazine of sexy Labradoodles being sprayed with hoses*
I love people who can make me laugh, when I don’t even want to smile.
I love people who can make me laugh, when I don’t even want to smile.
I’m really bad at portioning uncooked pasta…so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready.
I’m really bad at portioning uncooked pasta…so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready.
Any time I wonder if God exists, I think of women & I know he does. Coincidentally, this is also what I do when I wonder if the devil exists.
Any time I wonder if God exists, I think of women & I know he does. Coincidentally, this is also what I do when I wonder if the devil exists.
I painted my computer black so it would run faster… Now it doesn’t work.
I painted my computer black so it would run faster… Now it doesn’t work.
In MILF porn… There’s always one motherfucker
In MILF porn… There’s always one motherfucker