Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!
Man shall not live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer.
Man shall not live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer.
” I am not Acting” Me: (talking random shit to my friend) Friend: “Stop acting stupid” Me: ” I am not Acting”
” I am not Acting” Me: (talking random shit to my friend) Friend: “Stop acting stupid” Me: ” I am not Acting”
My girlfriend told me its time to shave my pubic area…. She said “shave but don’t go crazy down there”. I told her ” Ok baby I wont go all nuts”.
My girlfriend told me its time to shave my pubic area…. She said “shave but don’t go crazy down there”. I told her ” Ok baby I wont go all nuts”.
After the man was named bishop by the church, what was his next move? Diagonal
After the man was named bishop by the church, what was his next move? Diagonal
Why did the medium cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the medium cross the road? To get to the other side.
So Darth Vader had been plotting against the Emperor for many years By the time return of the Jedi came around, he finally got his chance to overthrow the Emperor.
So Darth Vader had been plotting against the Emperor for many years By the time return of the Jedi came around, he finally got his chance to overthrow the Emperor.
Don’t worry, dude, You’re fine. I’m pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder.
Don’t worry, dude, You’re fine. I’m pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder.
I make the Transformers sound when I change into sweatpants.
I make the Transformers sound when I change into sweatpants.
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.