I had a dream I was in a part of the US that was filled with nothing but museums. It was State of the Art.
After the poor quality of the front page lately This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens
After the poor quality of the front page lately This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
I think it’s pretty cool Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
I think it’s pretty cool Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
The answer to 4 Leg, 2 Leg, 3 Leg riddle is a man… because a woman is on her knees all day.
The answer to 4 Leg, 2 Leg, 3 Leg riddle is a man… because a woman is on her knees all day.
What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt? A Tank Top
What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt? A Tank Top
What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
If Oedipus was alive today he would’ve killed his mother for nagging and moved to California and married his father.
If Oedipus was alive today he would’ve killed his mother for nagging and moved to California and married his father.
*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes “No, I’m good” & “No, I’m just looking”* Me:”No, I’m just good looking”
*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes “No, I’m good” & “No, I’m just looking”* Me:”No, I’m just good looking”
My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She’s basic but can’t even.
My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She’s basic but can’t even.