Category: College jokes

Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here’s a joke: “pussy!” …………… Don’t get it? Well you never will!

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose.

How do you measure how sad someone is? With a blues scale

I’ve been supporting Tyler Perry since the beginning… I have all of his plays and movies on bootleg.

Paddy and Murphy find a mirror. Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy ” that bloke looks really familiar “. Murphy grabs it off him ” Its me you idiot “

Adulting so well today. Managed to make the bed while i was still in it. Now to figure out how to get out, without messing it up.

I can’t tell jokes about the Titanic anymore… I just get a sinking feeling when I do.

Did you hear about the overweight, alcoholic transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British? It’s only check, mate