How do you measure how sad someone is? With a blues scale
I’ve been supporting Tyler Perry since the beginning… I have all of his plays and movies on bootleg.
I’ve been supporting Tyler Perry since the beginning… I have all of his plays and movies on bootleg.
Paddy and Murphy find a mirror. Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy ” that bloke looks really familiar “. Murphy grabs it off him ” Its me you idiot “
Paddy and Murphy find a mirror. Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy ” that bloke looks really familiar “. Murphy grabs it off him ” Its me you idiot “
Adulting so well today. Managed to make the bed while i was still in it. Now to figure out how to get out, without messing it up.
Adulting so well today. Managed to make the bed while i was still in it. Now to figure out how to get out, without messing it up.
“I’m sorry” & “I apologize” mean the same thing unless… you’re at a funeral.
“I’m sorry” & “I apologize” mean the same thing unless… you’re at a funeral.
Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass
Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing.. She was gagging and choking
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing.. She was gagging and choking
What do you call a tree if you don’t know what kind of tree it is? It’s a mystery.
What do you call a tree if you don’t know what kind of tree it is? It’s a mystery.
JEllo hooker? What’s the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out
JEllo hooker? What’s the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out
How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can’t believe I broke the last one. I guess you’ll have to sit in the dark.
How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can’t believe I broke the last one. I guess you’ll have to sit in the dark.