What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman
I once knew a Johnny Glasscock in elementary school… You could always see him coming…
I once knew a Johnny Glasscock in elementary school… You could always see him coming…
A terrorist is training a group of newbies “Alright class, listen closely as I can only show you how to do this ONCE”
A terrorist is training a group of newbies “Alright class, listen closely as I can only show you how to do this ONCE”
This milk’s brand name is “Organic Valley.” I can’t drink it. Too grossed out picturing livers, spleens and pancreases sitting in a valley.
This milk’s brand name is “Organic Valley.” I can’t drink it. Too grossed out picturing livers, spleens and pancreases sitting in a valley.
If it helps, a lot of the awful ones are either married or gay, too.
If it helps, a lot of the awful ones are either married or gay, too.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he sipped his coffee before it was cool.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen. The four stages of Bruce Jenner.
Dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen. The four stages of Bruce Jenner.
Nobody ever believes me when I say I have to go to the bathroom. They always say that I’m full of crap
Nobody ever believes me when I say I have to go to the bathroom. They always say that I’m full of crap
The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn’t bargain on “bankrupt” being an option.
The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn’t bargain on “bankrupt” being an option.
What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it’s chest? Dinomite
What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it’s chest? Dinomite