Nothing good has ever gone into a microwave at 3:00am.
Why can’t Trump be compared to vegetables in jokes? Because even artichokes have a heart.
Why can’t Trump be compared to vegetables in jokes? Because even artichokes have a heart.
Cop: Tell us what you know! Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality Cop: *typing up his science report*
Cop: Tell us what you know! Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality Cop: *typing up his science report*
What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel.
What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel.
Why can’t mexicans pass the border in groups of three? Because there’s a sign that says No Tres-passing
Why can’t mexicans pass the border in groups of three? Because there’s a sign that says No Tres-passing
An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government
An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government
These hospital bills are killing me! I’m starting to think buying a hospital wasn’t such a good idea.
These hospital bills are killing me! I’m starting to think buying a hospital wasn’t such a good idea.
Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it.
Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it.
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating
The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating