Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?
[Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage] I’ll take your finest orphan. “Sir, we can’t just give-” Here’s $50mil. “Do you like boy acrobats?”
[Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage] I’ll take your finest orphan. “Sir, we can’t just give-” Here’s $50mil. “Do you like boy acrobats?”
Why can’t you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion
Why can’t you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion
Sexist double Standard: “If a girl fucks a ton of guys, she gets called a slut…” But if a guy does that same, he gets called a homo.
Sexist double Standard: “If a girl fucks a ton of guys, she gets called a slut…” But if a guy does that same, he gets called a homo.
Life is a dick… It looks short, but it becomes longer when it gets hard.
Life is a dick… It looks short, but it becomes longer when it gets hard.
[argument w/girlfriend] HER: you know what your problem is? ME: no, *grabs pen and begins taking notes* but i’m about to find out
[argument w/girlfriend] HER: you know what your problem is? ME: no, *grabs pen and begins taking notes* but i’m about to find out
What’s the quickest way to kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their car.
What’s the quickest way to kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their car.
I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle
I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle
I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do
I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do
I just whispered “Come at me, bro” to a bug and it ran towards me, so now I’m in my car driving away from my old life.
I just whispered “Come at me, bro” to a bug and it ran towards me, so now I’m in my car driving away from my old life.