[interview] BOSS: Any special skills? ME: Skills? BOSS: Like strengths ME: Oh right. I’d say my vocabulary BOSS: Hm… ME: That means words
People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food
People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food
how to be healthy 1. always eat breakfast 2. have a light lunch 3. enjoy a sensible dinner 4. FREAK OUT @ 11pm & EAT EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE
how to be healthy 1. always eat breakfast 2. have a light lunch 3. enjoy a sensible dinner 4. FREAK OUT @ 11pm & EAT EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE
Why is the Computer D Drive always sad? D:
Why is the Computer D Drive always sad? D:
My family puts the “C” in Awckward because the majority of them didn’t graduate high school and are horrible spellers.
My family puts the “C” in Awckward because the majority of them didn’t graduate high school and are horrible spellers.
My PhD candidate brother told me he is getting hooded in a few weeks. What a dumb ass- you can’t undo a circumcision . . . . Woke up with this joke inside my head- original?
My PhD candidate brother told me he is getting hooded in a few weeks. What a dumb ass- you can’t undo a circumcision . . . . Woke up with this joke inside my head- original?
Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, “Come down to Bon Jovi’s Anchovies!”
Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, “Come down to Bon Jovi’s Anchovies!”
How do you know when a Jewish chef is done cooking? You check the oven.
How do you know when a Jewish chef is done cooking? You check the oven.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Traditional marriage was between a boy’s parents and a girl’s parents. And maybe some cattle.
Traditional marriage was between a boy’s parents and a girl’s parents. And maybe some cattle.