If you like Christmas so much why don’t you merry it?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I’d be as rich as a Jew
If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I’d be as rich as a Jew
I once had a crippiling masturbation addiction… …now i have a sex addiction, could you say my addiction has gotten out of hand?
I once had a crippiling masturbation addiction… …now i have a sex addiction, could you say my addiction has gotten out of hand?
Why did the Trump campaign order its followers to destroy all fax machines? They thought it was spelled “facts.”
Why did the Trump campaign order its followers to destroy all fax machines? They thought it was spelled “facts.”
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know
what do you call Coq Au Vin made with Two Buck Chuck? Chick n’ Chuck!
what do you call Coq Au Vin made with Two Buck Chuck? Chick n’ Chuck!
Why don’t soccer players get hot while running? Because they hve so many fans
Why don’t soccer players get hot while running? Because they hve so many fans
[ouija board] “Spirits are u there? I A M H E R E. Y O U W A N N A T A L K? Y O U W A N N A H A N G O U T? [squints] “A needy board?”
[ouija board] “Spirits are u there? I A M H E R E. Y O U W A N N A T A L K? Y O U W A N N A H A N G O U T? [squints] “A needy board?”
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator!