When a wife is laughing at her husband’s jokes, it means they have guests at home.
How are wives like cholesterol? If you ignore them for too long they’ll probably end up killing you
How are wives like cholesterol? If you ignore them for too long they’ll probably end up killing you
One of my black friends told me this, and I didn’t know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded
One of my black friends told me this, and I didn’t know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded
How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown.
How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown.
[From Basement]: *scary murdery noise* Me: oh shit Me: *makes slightly more scary more murdery noise* [From Basement]: Oh shit
[From Basement]: *scary murdery noise* Me: oh shit Me: *makes slightly more scary more murdery noise* [From Basement]: Oh shit
How does someone become a sex expert? They learn the ins and outs
How does someone become a sex expert? They learn the ins and outs
What’s the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one? An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
What’s the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one? An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
[at gym] Him: How much do you bench? Me: Way less than I couch.
[at gym] Him: How much do you bench? Me: Way less than I couch.
What is a tuna’s favorite city? Albacoreque.
What is a tuna’s favorite city? Albacoreque.
Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road… One turns to the other and say “I never came this way before”.
Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road… One turns to the other and say “I never came this way before”.