If I die before I wake, please convince mom this twitter account is fake. Amen.
Dear Father Christmas this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.
Dear Father Christmas this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.
You’ve gotta hand it to short people.. Usually because they can’t reach it
You’ve gotta hand it to short people.. Usually because they can’t reach it
A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her
A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her
When listening to skinny girls talk about losing weight it’s perfectly reasonable to battle cry then karate chop their tiny stomach’s.
When listening to skinny girls talk about losing weight it’s perfectly reasonable to battle cry then karate chop their tiny stomach’s.
Mowed the lawn yesterday with my shirt off and this morning there were 50 shirts left on my porch with a sign that said, “Please wear.”
Mowed the lawn yesterday with my shirt off and this morning there were 50 shirts left on my porch with a sign that said, “Please wear.”
I’ve Been Bitten! by A. Flea
I’ve Been Bitten! by A. Flea
Jaden Smith goes into the bar gain bin at Costco
Jaden Smith goes into the bar gain bin at Costco
Thinking is bad… thinking is bad… it ruins every 3 out of 2 relationships
Thinking is bad… thinking is bad… it ruins every 3 out of 2 relationships
What’s Fonzie’s favorite indefinite article? Ehhhhhh!
What’s Fonzie’s favorite indefinite article? Ehhhhhh!