What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky I’ll show myself out.
Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor
Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor
What’s Iraq’s favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly.
What’s Iraq’s favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly.
What’s the cutest part of a house? The awning. I know, I’m sorry.
What’s the cutest part of a house? The awning. I know, I’m sorry.
All parents should give corporal punishment to their kids. You don’t want the white kid to feel left out at school, when everyone is telling the ass whooping they got last night.
All parents should give corporal punishment to their kids. You don’t want the white kid to feel left out at school, when everyone is telling the ass whooping they got last night.
I was almost in a devil’s threesome once, but at the last minute the other guy backed out. So i looked at the girl and said… “Well that’s a load off your back”
I was almost in a devil’s threesome once, but at the last minute the other guy backed out. So i looked at the girl and said… “Well that’s a load off your back”
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
Why does James Brown like South Korea? Because its got Seoul.
Why does James Brown like South Korea? Because its got Seoul.
Whenever I’m depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord…. ..the land lord..
Whenever I’m depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord…. ..the land lord..
It would be a fun surprise if Jay-Z said he finished laying down some tracks and when you went outside there was a railroad.
It would be a fun surprise if Jay-Z said he finished laying down some tracks and when you went outside there was a railroad.