Someone hit my fender so I told them, ‘be fruitful and multiply’… But not exactly in those words. -Woody Allen
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That’s how long that song would’ve lasted if I sang it.
Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That’s how long that song would’ve lasted if I sang it.
An Asian girl walks up to me in a bar. She says ***”Sex sex sex, free sex tonight!”*** Apparently she was giving me her number.
An Asian girl walks up to me in a bar. She says ***”Sex sex sex, free sex tonight!”*** Apparently she was giving me her number.
Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired.
Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired.
What does a frying pan and anal sex have in common? They both brown your meat.
What does a frying pan and anal sex have in common? They both brown your meat.
What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.
What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.
What’s the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can’t hold it.
What’s the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can’t hold it.
Here’s a tip for when you’re feeling shit. Wear gloves
Here’s a tip for when you’re feeling shit. Wear gloves
Are you from Russia? Cause I’m Putin deez nuts on yo face.
Are you from Russia? Cause I’m Putin deez nuts on yo face.