A man enters an auto parts store. Man: “I need a windshield wiper for a Smart Car” Clerk: “Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade”
Knock knock Who’s there? Alzheimer’s Alzheimer’s who? To get to the other side!
Knock knock Who’s there? Alzheimer’s Alzheimer’s who? To get to the other side!
What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60’s? An anti-socialist
What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60’s? An anti-socialist
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture.
All of the fortune tellers I’ve met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic. Why can’t I find a happy medium?
All of the fortune tellers I’ve met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic. Why can’t I find a happy medium?
A blind walks into a bar He said “Aw!”
A blind walks into a bar He said “Aw!”
Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels.
Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels.
why was the hipster hurt by the light bulb ? He changed it before it was cool.
why was the hipster hurt by the light bulb ? He changed it before it was cool.
My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking.
My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking.
Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game? He went down swinging!
Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game? He went down swinging!