How does Hitler tie his shoes? One Jew at a time!
Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail.
Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail.
What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago
What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago
Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.
Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.
Forgot to pack tights so I’m wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.
Forgot to pack tights so I’m wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.
Come on iPhone! It’s someone, not semen. Now my mom thinks I’ll find semen to help me. Related: I’m looking for semen to help me.
Come on iPhone! It’s someone, not semen. Now my mom thinks I’ll find semen to help me. Related: I’m looking for semen to help me.
I’d love to be a mayfly. But only for a day.
I’d love to be a mayfly. But only for a day.
A guy goes to a crowded party and wants to get a drink from the hors d’oeuvres table. Surprisingly, there is no punch line.
A guy goes to a crowded party and wants to get a drink from the hors d’oeuvres table. Surprisingly, there is no punch line.
Reddit is to socialising …what a gloryhole is to love.
Reddit is to socialising …what a gloryhole is to love.
What do you call gay paraplegics? Fruits and vegetables!
What do you call gay paraplegics? Fruits and vegetables!