Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails it’d be very difficult to aim.
Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time…… For shits and giggles.
Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time…… For shits and giggles.
What did the guitarist say to the magician… Pick a chord, any chord.
What did the guitarist say to the magician… Pick a chord, any chord.
Fun tip – instead of going on vacation with a baby, stand outside until you’re sunburned, then light $1,000 on fire.
Fun tip – instead of going on vacation with a baby, stand outside until you’re sunburned, then light $1,000 on fire.
Whats the difference between me and my couch My couch pulls out
Whats the difference between me and my couch My couch pulls out
I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me….turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D
I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me….turns out she had some turkey on the side. 😀
If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache.
If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache.
me: when I was your age there was a band called Hoobastank grandson: his mind is clearly degraded. that cannot be true. the old man is dying
me: when I was your age there was a band called Hoobastank grandson: his mind is clearly degraded. that cannot be true. the old man is dying
What does a colour’s laugh sound like? Hue hue hue
What does a colour’s laugh sound like? Hue hue hue
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!