Why did the Agnostic cross the road? We don’t have enough evidence to say for sure.
hear about the guy who got an Indian tattooed on his arm his arm stopped working
hear about the guy who got an Indian tattooed on his arm his arm stopped working
The Illuminati doesn’t scare me They never even kill anyo
The Illuminati doesn’t scare me They never even kill anyo
7 y/o daughter: Hey dad, can I see your phone for a minute? Me: You got a warrant?
7 y/o daughter: Hey dad, can I see your phone for a minute? Me: You got a warrant?
I have the heart of a lion.. .. and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
I have the heart of a lion.. .. and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed.
Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed.
Still haven’t mastered the art of gracefully taking off a sweatshirt.
Still haven’t mastered the art of gracefully taking off a sweatshirt.
why can’t you hear michelle pfeiffer in the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
why can’t you hear michelle pfeiffer in the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
All this negativity in the world and I still remain Positive! -Magic Johnson
All this negativity in the world and I still remain Positive! -Magic Johnson
Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work
Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work