At the gym I wear shirts that state “If you are not into Anal, DON’T WASTE MY TIME!!!” I realized how gay that was….after bunch of guys were flocking to me
Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go.
Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go.
they used to allow cell phones on airplames but the pasengers kept textimg the pilots to do loop-de-loops & barrel rols. it was too rad
they used to allow cell phones on airplames but the pasengers kept textimg the pilots to do loop-de-loops & barrel rols. it was too rad
I saw Adele at the train station the other day on the other platform She said ‘hello from the other side’
I saw Adele at the train station the other day on the other platform She said ‘hello from the other side’
What’s the best time to go to a dentist? Two thirty
What’s the best time to go to a dentist? Two thirty
What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and a birth certificate? A birth certificate states the sex.
What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and a birth certificate? A birth certificate states the sex.
When I was in high school my girlfriend’s dad got angry that I took her virginity. I said “Sorry, it won’t happen again.”
When I was in high school my girlfriend’s dad got angry that I took her virginity. I said “Sorry, it won’t happen again.”
Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren’t getting along.
Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren’t getting along.
My ceiling fan has three setting: – very slow – slow – I’m about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident
My ceiling fan has three setting: – very slow – slow – I’m about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident
When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.
When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.