Judge jokes October 19, 2026Joko You must hate it when people make assumptions about you. Spread the loveYou must hate it when people make assumptions about you.
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money.”Glaring down at him, the judge replied, “Hes not. I am. You do.”
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko Judge to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Judge:: “And where is milepost 499?”Witness: “About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500.”
