Esportes October 19, 2026Joko Why doesn’t Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures? Because they always try to mess with his nails. Spread the loveWhy doesn’t Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures? Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other “Hey man, wanna get shit-faced?”
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko *Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*