Dead and dying jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires. Spread the loveWhy do ducks have flat webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires.
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, “Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch in a minute.” The man said, “Do me a favor and throw it out the window!”
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. “Message?” she sputtered. “Well, I guess, You will be missed.” Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that the card had her exact words: “I guess you will be missed.”
