Zoo jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why didn’t the melon get married? Because it can’t elope. Spread the loveWhy didn’t the melon get married? Because it can’t elope.
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer . . .BERT: What did you do?FRED: Oh, Id had enough, so I moved on to the next cage.
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the name of the animal and a recipe underneath.