Music jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why couldn’t the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! I’ll see myself out now… Spread the loveWhy couldn’t the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! I’ll see myself out now…
Music jokes October 21, 2026Joko A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I dont have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, youll have to accompany me.””Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”
Music jokes October 21, 2026Joko 1st man: “My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!”2nd man: “Did they wake you?”1st man: “Nah….I was up playing my bagpipes.”
Music jokes October 21, 2026Joko Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”