Music jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why couldn’t the t-rex clap? Because he’s dead. Spread the loveWhy couldn’t the t-rex clap? Because he’s dead.
Music jokes October 21, 2026Joko A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I dont have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, youll have to accompany me.””Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”
Music jokes October 21, 2026Joko 1st man: “My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!”2nd man: “Did they wake you?”1st man: “Nah….I was up playing my bagpipes.”
Music jokes October 21, 2026Joko Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”
