Military jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired. Spread the loveWhy can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
Military jokes October 21, 2026Joko The theatrical manager exclaimed: “Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on the battlefield. Your suffering looked very much like real.” “It was. Ive got a large nail in my shoe.” “Well,” said the manager, “for heavens sake leave it in until the end of the run of the play.”
Military jokes October 21, 2026Joko – Who likes music? – asks a commander.- Two soldiers step forward.- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Military jokes October 21, 2026Joko During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.”You simpleton!” the officer barked. “Dont you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?””Yes sir,” the solder answered apologetically. “But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But When two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, “Lets eat one now and save the other until winter — that did it.”
