Aviation jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why are turtles so grumpy? Because they can’t masturbate. Spread the loveWhy are turtles so grumpy? Because they can’t masturbate.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko Little boy to airline pilot: “Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting.” Pilot: “Not if I do it right.”
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..””OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!”
