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October 19, 2026Joko

“Why am I not asleep?” he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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“Why am I not asleep?” he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Accountant jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner. One of them sees a brass lamp lying in the gutter. Curious, they pick it up and give it a rub. Instantly, a genie appears.”You know the deal,” says the genie. “Three wishes. But seeing there are three of you, you can have one wish each.””Great,” says the audit partner. “Take me to the Whitsunday Islands, give me a blonde and an endless supply of XXXX and leave me there for ever.”Pouf! There is a flash of light, a puff of smoke and he is gone.”Now me,” says the tax partner. “Take me to the Cook Islands, give me two blondes and an endless supply of offshore tax schemes and leave me there for ever.”Pouf! There is a flash of light, a puff of smoke and he is gone.The genie turns to the senior partner. “And what do you want?””I want those two ba ck in the office straight after lunch.”

Accountant jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be pinching stock but he couldnt prove it. He had his eye on one shifty-looking individual who every day drove his old truck out of the factory with the load covered by a tarpaulin. Time after time the auditor stopped the bloke, made him remove the tarpaulin and then inspected the load. On every occasion there was only scrap metal in the truck which the driver said he was taking to the tip. On three occasions the auditor made the bloke remove the tarpaulin and then unload the scrap in front of him, suspecting that there might be stolen stock hidden underneath. Nothing. He could never find anything amiss.After a few months of this the auditor was offered a better job elsewhere and resigned. A few weeks later he was drinking in a pub when the shifty character walked in. On a n impulse the auditor went up to him and said, “Look, Ive left the company, Im not interested in taking it any further and I wont shop you, but I just have to know. What were you taking?”And the bloke said “Tarpaulins.”

Accountant jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch.”I need someone with an accounting degree,” says the man, “but mainly Im looking for someone to do my worrying for me.””How do you mean?” says the accountant.”I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.””OK,” says the accountant. “How much are you offering?””You can start on seventy-five thousand,” says the owner.”Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?””That,” says the man, “is your first worry.”

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