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WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you!
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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA? One has standards.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA? One has standards.

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Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillarys high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, “Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today.” She smirked and replied, “No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States.”

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A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicianshe buries them.The next day, the police come to the farm to question theman. “So you buried all the politicians?” asked the policeofficer. “Were they all dead?”The farmer answered, “Some said they werent, but youknow how politicians lie.”

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