Beauty jokes October 19, 2026Joko What’s both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/ Spread the loveWhat’s both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/
Beauty jokes October 21, 2026Joko Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while – then it fell off.
Beauty jokes October 21, 2026Joko Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh yeah, said the other, what was she like ?Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.The other said, Yes, but what was The Bride of Dracula like ?
Beauty jokes October 21, 2026Joko I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks – but they certainly dont match.
