Firefighter jokes October 19, 2026Joko What would Valve call the next world war? A Global Offensive. Spread the loveWhat would Valve call the next world war? A Global Offensive.
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko What did the firemans wife get for Christmas ?A ladder in her stocking !
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out.The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they would be of any assistance, the call was made.The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily controllable parts.The farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire departments work and so grateful that his farm had been spared, that he presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1000. A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds.”That should be obvious,” he responded, “the first thing were gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that stupid fire truck.”
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.
