Criminal jokes October 19, 2026Joko What sock do you put on last? The one that’s left. Spread the loveWhat sock do you put on last? The one that’s left.
Criminal jokes October 21, 2026Joko Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
Criminal jokes October 21, 2026Joko Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened.Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?””Yes,” said the parrot.The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot: “Whats your name?””Clarence,” said the bird.”Thats a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.”
Criminal jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
