Salesmen jokes October 21, 2026Joko What salesman has the slickest line?A hair grease salesman. Spread the loveWhat salesman has the slickest line?A hair grease salesman.
Salesmen jokes October 21, 2026Joko A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.”That customers going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money back?””Money back?” roared the boss. “What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat.”
Salesmen jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Is your mother home?” the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. “Yeah, shes home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, “I thought you said your mother was home.” The kid replied, “She is; but this isnt where I live.
Salesmen jokes October 21, 2026Joko Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
