Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat. Spread the loveWhat has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, “Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch in a minute.” The man said, “Do me a favor and throw it out the window!”
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. “Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass Id like to be buried at sea.” So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front page read, “Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons… Funeral arrangements havent yet been made, however, it is believed all wished to be buried at sea.”
