Divorce jokes October 19, 2026Joko What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat Spread the loveWhat has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself.”Sorry, he doesnt live here anymore, were divorced!”Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results.He does this everyday for a week, and finally his ex-wife realizes who it is that keeps calling. “Look, Bozo! Were divorced! Finito! End of story! When are you going to get that through your fat head?””Oh, I know! I just cant hear it enough!”
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko Question: Whats the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the sockets go with the house.
