Doctor and nurse jokes October 19, 2026Joko What has 2 legs and bleeds……? ….half a dog. Spread the loveWhat has 2 legs and bleeds……? ….half a dog.
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Doctor, doctor!” said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?””Quite simple,” said the doctor calmly. “You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husbands mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out.””Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. Ill go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cods head.””What do you want a cods head for?””Oh- I forgot to tell you. Ive got to get the cat out first!”
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw blood.
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?A dry doc.
