Doctor and nurse jokes October 19, 2026Joko What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate. Spread the loveWhat do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate.
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.”John: “Is he feeling better now?”Jack: “No, he has a broken arm.”John: “How did he break it?”Jack: “Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.”John: “How did he break his arm?”Jack: “He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko Doctor: “Good news you passed your hearing test!”Patient: “HUH”
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Doctor, doctor!” said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?””Quite simple,” said the doctor calmly. “You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husbands mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out.””Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. Ill go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cods head.””What do you want a cods head for?””Oh- I forgot to tell you. Ive got to get the cat out first!”
